You’re a slut when…
So my provocative rant in Second World Problems about unforgivable, classless, despicable actions that define forsaken taste and dispel all dignity, as low a sharing a toothbrush, continues here with your contributions:
But first, here’s my ones that started all this –
You are a slut when…
Pushing a cork into a wine bottle and drinking direct from said bottle by inverting it.
Painting over tiles
Filling over a Rawlplug,
Forcibly folding a map against its creases
Making a garden ornament out of an old tyre
Throwing rubbish out of a car window
Using Shake n’ Vac
Making scrambled egg in a microwave
Dunking a sandwich into a cup of tea
Putting used tissues back in the box
Adding an electrical accessory using a Scotchlok
Copy and pasting from Wikipedia without changing a single word
Owning suction cup bathroom accessories
or a Now That’s What I Call Music CD.
Your chance to join the low standards club!
Ready to spill the tea? Share your own ‘slutty actions’ below, and don’t forget to scroll down to see what others have dared to confess! Let’s see how low we can all go!
Commenting on your own blogpost under fake names.
Eating late night Indian takeaway in bed then waking up next day and immediately finishing off the cold leftovers for breakfast. Happy days.
you eat any food that isn’t soup, with a spoon…
Yes, been there, especially with a good old cheesecake. Who’s judging?!
…. when you go to the corner shop in your PJ’S to grab some late night snackings….
When you wander about all day in your pjs and dressing gown and can’t be bothered to get dressed as no one is coming anyway.
If you have art on your wall bought from a department store
1. Leaving a public toilet a mess
2. Having your mobile on speakerphone in public disturbing everyone
3. People of certain motorcycle brands ignoring a nod
Great read so far..
Wearing socks with sandals in public.
Reusing plastic utensils from takeout for a week.
When you wear two pairs of socks, sweat pants and fake crocks on the school run.
Peeling potatoes directly into the sink like it’s a compost bin
Using a bread knife for literally every kitchen task
Using duct-tape to fix anything, including a broken shoe.
Stirring tea with a knife because the spoons are “too far away”
Using the oven as extra kitchen storage
You touch up the chafed scratches on you black boots with a sharpie.
You drink Earl Grey with milk, not with a lemon.
When you print a sticky postage label on the wrong side, cut it out and Sellotape it on
if you buy anything off Temu
… If you boast about owning a beach hut.
If you use a whole firelighter instead of breaking them into bits
Putting empty After Eight rappers back in the box
Putting neat water in your cars windscreen washer fluid bottle
When the extent of your birthday wishes to someone on Facebook is ‘hb’
when you continue to comment on an innocent comment you made on social media that inadvertently became controversial bordering on viral
If you think setting the time on your car clock 5 minutes ahead will improve your punctuality
Low standards club? Hard pass. I aim for standards, not apologies. But I will confess: once mistook a yacht club mixer for a networking event and ended up agreeing to salsa lessons with a charmingly persistent stranger. No regrets, but I drew the line at sharing toothbrushes. Keep your tea. I’ll keep my dignity (and my sailing schedule).
Microwaving fish in a shared office kitchen.
Wearing headphones around the house but not listening to anything just to avoid talking to your housemate.
when you only lube your chain and haven’t cleaned it in a year, and there’s a thick sludge built up on the sprocket.
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