You’re a slut when…
So my provocative rant in Second World Problems about unforgivable, classless, despicable actions that define forsaken taste and dispel all dignity, as low a sharing a toothbrush, continues here with your contributions:
But first, here’s my ones that started all this –
You are a slut when…
Pushing a cork into a wine bottle and drinking direct from said bottle by inverting it.
Painting over tiles
Filling over a Rawlplug,
Forcibly folding a map against its creases
Making a garden ornament out of an old tyre
Throwing rubbish out of a car window
Using Shake n’ Vac
Making scrambled egg in a microwave
Dunking a sandwich into a cup of tea
Putting used tissues back in the box
Adding an electrical accessory using a Scotchlok
Copy and pasting from Wikipedia without changing a single word
Owning suction cup bathroom accessories
or a Now That’s What I Call Music CD.
Your chance to join the low standards club!
Ready to spill the tea? Share your own ‘slutty actions’ below, and don’t forget to scroll down to see what others have dared to confess! Let’s see how low we can all go!
17 responses to “You’re a slut when…”
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Wearing socks with sandals in public.
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Reusing plastic utensils from takeout for a week.
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When you wear two pairs of socks, sweat pants and fake crocks on the school run.
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…. when you go to the corner shop in your PJ’S to grab some late night snackings….
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When you wander about all day in your pjs and dressing gown and can’t be bothered to get dressed as no one is coming anyway.
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Peeling potatoes directly into the sink like it’s a compost bin
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Using a bread knife for literally every kitchen task
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Eating late night Indian takeaway in bed then waking up next day and immediately finishing off the cold leftovers for breakfast. Happy days.
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Using duct-tape to fix anything, including a broken shoe.
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Stirring tea with a knife because the spoons are “too far away”
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Using the oven as extra kitchen storage
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you eat any food that isn’t soup, with a spoon…
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You touch up the chafed scratches on you black boots with a sharpie.
You drink Earl Grey with milk, not with a lemon. -
when you only lube your chain and haven’t cleaned it in a year, and there’s a thick sludge built up on the sprocket.
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If you have art on your wall bought from a department store
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When you print a sticky postage label on the wrong side, cut it out and Sellotape it on
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if you buy anything off Temu
End of the line – Your turn to add to the chaos!
Too lazy to scroll back up? Embrace your inner rebel and drop your ‘slutty actions’ right here instead – because why bother with the effort?
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