You’re a slut when…

So my provocative rant in Second World Problems about unforgivable, classless, despicable actions that define forsaken taste and dispel all dignity, as low a sharing a toothbrush, continues here with your contributions:

But first, here’s my ones that started all this –

You are a slut when…

Pushing a cork into a wine bottle and drinking direct from said bottle by inverting it.

Painting over tiles

Filling over a Rawlplug,

Forcibly folding a map against its creases

Making a garden ornament out of an old tyre

Throwing rubbish out of a car window

Using Shake n’ Vac

Making scrambled egg in a microwave

Dunking a sandwich into a cup of tea

Putting used tissues back in the box

Adding an electrical accessory using a Scotchlok

Copy and pasting from Wikipedia without changing a single word

Owning suction cup bathroom accessories

or a Now That’s What I Call Music CD.

Your chance to join the low standards club!

Ready to spill the tea? Share your own ‘slutty actions’ below, and don’t forget to scroll down to see what others have dared to confess! Let’s see how low we can all go!